Friday, October 9, 2009

Business one-liners 68

If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place, preferably during a demonstration.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If there isn't a law, there will be.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.

If things were left to chance, they would be better.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.


Cath Lawson said...

LMAO at this one Wilson - "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." These really cheered me up. Thanks.

Unknown said...

Haha, glad you like it, Cath! :)

Envelope Printing | said...

The quote Cath pointed out is really funny. It applies to business so much, hehe! The last one is my favorite though. :)