Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"
What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!
Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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