Friday, February 29, 2008

P For Pee?

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!!!"

The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"

Johnny screams, "THE 'P' IS RUNNING DOWN MY LEG NOW!!! PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

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