My Sweet Memory for Printer

WoW, time is moving like a speed of light... I'm still remember, when I'm buy my very first printer machine is about 8 years ago & the brand is... Hewlett-Packard (HP) LaserJet 5L ( It costed me about $400 at that moment...lol )

My very first printer - HP LaserJet 5L

When I'm brought my new LaserJet 5L to home, I've used about an hour to set it up ( hehe, still a newbie at that moment! ) After that, I've printed all of my very first masterpiece of my own sci-fic story book, and is over 150 pages ( the sad thing is, all of my hard copy have been destroyed in a big flood at year 2000 :( ) I've showed my masterpiece to my family, friends & relative & most of them really impressed of it. They also have asked me what is the brand of printer that I've used to print the masterpiece as well ( I'm surely told them, that I used the latest version of HP printer, the HP LaserJet 5L :) )

The HP company surely have been grown a lot in the last 8 years ( I personally think is in a leap and boundaries speed ) In the last 8 years, many kind of printers have been introduced & been sold to the customers. I'm personally have bought another two HP printers in the last 8 years ( one is for my office use & another color printer is for home use )

Well, my office's printer type is HP Officejet Pro 1150c & to be honest, one of the feature that I love about this printer is the near photo-quality printing, even on any type of plain paper... It also saves a lot of space too! ( that's why I'm love this type of printer ) Beside that, it is very easy to find the HP inkjet cartridge for this version of printer & it wasn't cost me too much as well :)

My office's printer - HP OfficeJet Pro 1150c

Another printer that I'm owned at home, is the HP PhotoSmart 7760 version. With the built in memory card slots, this HP PhotoSmart 7760 can completely compatibility with virtually any camera: from the CompactFlash (Type I and II) and Microdrive, SmartMedia, Memory Stick, Secure Digital, Multi Media Card, and xD-Picture Card media. ( Isn't this sound awesome to U? lol ) Also, the print speed can be increase from 13 PPM for black printing to approximately 116 seconds for a 4-by-6-inch photo print ( this also one of the feature that I'm impressed of...) This 7760 version have its own LCD screen & we can preview & print, even without the PC!!!

My favorite's home printer - PhotoSmart 7760

Some of my friend also uses the HP 56 Black ink, they said that this refill ink is really good & the price also reasonable to them as well ( Hehe, seem like we have the same good sense of brand for choosing the HP printer series :D )


Well, for those of you that haven't own or use the HP printer series before, next time if you want to buy a new printer, please do consider the HP printer series. Trust me, the inkjet cartridge for HP printer is pretty easy to find & the price also fair & reasonable too :)

Pulled Chicken Sandwiches

Preparation : 25 minutes; Cook : 7 minutes

Ingredients

• 1 2- to 2-1/4-pound deli-roasted chicken
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1 medium onion, cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices
• 1/3 cup cider vinegar or white wine vinegar
• 1/2 cup tomato sauce
• 3 to 4 tablespoons seeded and finely chopped fresh red and/or green hot chili peppers
• 2 tablespoons snipped fresh thyme
• 2 tablespoons molasses
• 2 tablespoons water
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 4 sandwich buns, split
• Bread-and-butter pickle slices

Directions

1. Remove meat from chicken (discard skin and bones). Use two forks or your fingers to pull meat into shreds.

2. In a large skillet, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add onion; cook about 5 minutes or until tender, stirring occasionally to separate into rings. Add vinegar; cook and stir 1 minute more.

3. Stir in tomato sauce, chile peppers, thyme, molasses, water, and salt. Bring to boiling. Add the chicken; tossing gently to coat. Heat through. Serve on rolls with pickle slices. Makes 6 sandwiches.

Army Recruiter

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one.

"You didn't really do that, did you?"

"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.

The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"

Insufficient Funds?

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

Bank Joke

OPERATOR: Hello, ma'am. May I help you?

CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?

TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?

TECH: I'm not sure I understand?

CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?

TECH: Pardon, ma'am what slot do u mean?

CUSTOMER: I mean the DISKETTE slot.

TECH: .......

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This GPS Insight is magnificent...

Did you guys ever use the GPS before? If you did, then very good but if you didn't use it before, you guys need to have a look on this magnificent GPS Insight Vehicle Tracking system... Check this out :


Well, this GPS Insight Vehicle Tracking system is an essential tool that you should have in your life. "Why this is absolutely necessary" to us? It is because it will make our life that spend on the roads will be more efficient ( not mentioned we can save a lot of our precious time for finding some new locations that seem like a pretty hard task for the outsiders...)

I think most of us will rather choose to spend $1.50 to $2 per day per vehicle to give us the correct and up-to-date GPS tracking system order, then waste a lot of fuel consumption for keep finding the right place or destination that we want to reach for...Right? ( especially the oil's price is skyrocketing up to nearly $100 per barrel nowadays... ) Other than that, we pay no more labor paid when people aren't really working and can always know the routing efficiencies for our drive as well...


This GPS Insight also uses the most high technology satellites and AT&T/T-Mobile, in order to provide the customers with the most highly accurate vehicle locations every 2 minutes throughout the US and Canada.


GPS Insight is a hardware and web software-based vehicle tracking product which is the technical leader in the GPS tracking field. GPS Insight provide only hardware which is trivial to install (an easy plugs directly into the your vehicles diagnostics port). Beside that, GPS Insight also offer the same-day-shipping, where is the only product which gets direct engine diagnostics (fault codes, speed, fuel consumption, odometer readings, idle time, etc.), and GPS Insight product gives a new update every 2 minute, with a VERY high end map options and customizations...

The Best thing I love about this GPS Insight is it provide a very detailed and specific report for each of the criteria :

• Driver Log - is about the driver's activities
• Detail Activity Report - view the specific location, stop & speed information for entire day
• Begin & End day Summary Report
• Odd Hours Reports - Quickly identify after hours driving-time violations
• Speed Violation Reports - allows the Boss to monitor speed violations by setting speed
• Landmark Report By Landmark - view a history of vehicles visited a particular landmark
• Landmark Report By Vehicle
• Geofence Report - easily monitor vehicle movement
• Engine/Maintenance Report - automatically notifies you by e-mail if your vehicle have problems
• Fleet Location Report - see a live snapshot of an entire fleet's location
• Fuel Consumption/MPG Report - easily monitor MPG and the gallons of fuel consumed
• Engine Performance Report - determine how much a vehicle is idling or speeding.
• Stop Report - list every stop that a vehicle makes

Who need this GPS Insight Vehicle Tracking system... :

• service and trucking companies
• HVAC
• roofing
• plumbing
• construction
• sales forces
• delivery vehicles
• long haul trucking etc.

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Questions & Answers...???

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Plumber's Story...

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.

The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."

The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"

Internet Cafe Jokes

Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"

Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"

Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.

Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"

Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.

Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.

FUNNY ONE LINE JOKES

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?

12 Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

GrandMa's Matter

In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam,
They could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.