On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Father and Son Game
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind."
The boy said, "Dad, I'm over here."
Dad, "..."
The boy said, "Dad, I'm over here."
Dad, "..."
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Gates and tThe General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the CEO of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the General Motors CEO. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?!!"
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the General Motors CEO. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?!!"
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Hooray...My Own New Header Banner
As you can see that I'm now have my blog new header banner, this banner will officialy become the trademark of my blog as well.All of the credits should go to globallyrational for this awesome and outstanding banner.
Hope with this new banner will boost the blog traffic up a little bit :p
Good day...
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Herbal Vaporizer - A Truly Health Ailment
We all want to stay healthy all of the time. However, it is easier saying than practicing.
According to the latest national healthy styles survey across the United States, the result shows up that up to 80% of U.S citizens always inhale the dirty and polluted air in their daily life. This was a tremendous horrible data, which those 80% of peoples might have greater percentage to lead themselves to enormous respiratory related diseases.
About two weeks ago, my former college roommate, Andy has been calling me out for a college batch reunion. At the reunion party, he told me that he was greatly suffering from the paranasal sinuses (he has been diagnosis with this disease since elementary) throughout his life. However, he did believe that he would find the cure for it someday. He asked me if I could do his a favor. Certainly, this is all about a health matter of a person life and I will be very glad if I can offer a help for them.
After the reunion, I am back straight to home and start to search the best method to help my former college roommate. As I knew, the paranasal sinuses is a kind of condition, where become blocked either by allergic inflammation or swelling in the nasal. Thus, the normal drainage of mucus within the sinuses will be permanently disrupting and leads to the occurring of sinusitis.
The patient will normally treated by pseudoephedrine to reduce the moisture inside the sinuses (this also the way that Andy being treated) and this can only control the disease, not fully recover from it.
Since that, I have discovered that the herbal vaporizer might be a perfect alternative treatment for Andy’s paranasal sinuses. This vaporizer use mainly traditional herbs and has no harmless to the user.
In addition, when the patient uses this herbal vaporizer as their daily ailment, they will have large chances fully recover from the disease. Those herbs/plants that can use to overcome the respiratory diseases are:
I’ve immediately called Andy and told him to give this a try, who’s know it might be work for him!
Time passing by so quickly and on today morning, I’ve received a phone call from Andy that his has been fully recovers from the long time paranasal sinuses. He still cannot believe it and thought is a miracle for him! Andy told me that he jumped up and down over place because he finally can have a smooth breath on each daily morning!
I’m feeling so happy about him and advise him to keep this herbal ailment in his daily life.
From the above story, now I’m totally agree that in some condition, herbal treatment is a whole lot better than the modern medicine. I will try to recommend this kind of treatment for those that need it the most in the near future…
Good day.
According to the latest national healthy styles survey across the United States, the result shows up that up to 80% of U.S citizens always inhale the dirty and polluted air in their daily life. This was a tremendous horrible data, which those 80% of peoples might have greater percentage to lead themselves to enormous respiratory related diseases.
About two weeks ago, my former college roommate, Andy has been calling me out for a college batch reunion. At the reunion party, he told me that he was greatly suffering from the paranasal sinuses (he has been diagnosis with this disease since elementary) throughout his life. However, he did believe that he would find the cure for it someday. He asked me if I could do his a favor. Certainly, this is all about a health matter of a person life and I will be very glad if I can offer a help for them.
After the reunion, I am back straight to home and start to search the best method to help my former college roommate. As I knew, the paranasal sinuses is a kind of condition, where become blocked either by allergic inflammation or swelling in the nasal. Thus, the normal drainage of mucus within the sinuses will be permanently disrupting and leads to the occurring of sinusitis.
The patient will normally treated by pseudoephedrine to reduce the moisture inside the sinuses (this also the way that Andy being treated) and this can only control the disease, not fully recover from it.
Since that, I have discovered that the herbal vaporizer might be a perfect alternative treatment for Andy’s paranasal sinuses. This vaporizer use mainly traditional herbs and has no harmless to the user.
In addition, when the patient uses this herbal vaporizer as their daily ailment, they will have large chances fully recover from the disease. Those herbs/plants that can use to overcome the respiratory diseases are:
- Bloodroot
- Echinacea
- Elecampane
- Comfrey
- Fenugreek
- White horehound
I’ve immediately called Andy and told him to give this a try, who’s know it might be work for him!
Time passing by so quickly and on today morning, I’ve received a phone call from Andy that his has been fully recovers from the long time paranasal sinuses. He still cannot believe it and thought is a miracle for him! Andy told me that he jumped up and down over place because he finally can have a smooth breath on each daily morning!
I’m feeling so happy about him and advise him to keep this herbal ailment in his daily life.
From the above story, now I’m totally agree that in some condition, herbal treatment is a whole lot better than the modern medicine. I will try to recommend this kind of treatment for those that need it the most in the near future…
Good day.
Friday, May 16, 2008
The Columbians Run Away
Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?
Because... The computer said, "You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!"
Because... The computer said, "You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!"
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Polish Robber
A Polish guy walks into a store and says, "Open the register!".
The store keep says, "We're closed."
The Polish guy says, "I'll be back tomorrow"!
The store keep says, "We're closed."
The Polish guy says, "I'll be back tomorrow"!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
I Love Ya Mama
Thanks for all that keep visiting my blog, without you all my blog won't be exist anymore :)
Today is Mother's day, I want to wish all of the mothers around the world, "Happy beloved mother's day".
You all deserve to have a vacation off on this day...
I love you mama and thanks for everything you've gave me...
Hope you all will enjoy this video clip, "Boyz 2 Men - Mama"
Today is Mother's day, I want to wish all of the mothers around the world, "Happy beloved mother's day".
You all deserve to have a vacation off on this day...
I love you mama and thanks for everything you've gave me...
Hope you all will enjoy this video clip, "Boyz 2 Men - Mama"
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Hassle Free Business Moving Service
Once you starting a company, everyone will definitely hope that their company will become bigger and prosperous in the future. You will know when the time is coming, where you need to plan a corporate relocation or business moving.
However, is not easy to find a company that provide excellent and hassle free business moving service. You will have to make sure and begin analyze, what kind of service, cost, distance and much more for your corporate relocation. It is will greatly become a nightmare for sure.
Although corporate relocation is a troublesome process, but is still need to be deal as soon as possible. Therefore, you need a trustworthy moving service company that will help you get rid of this manner.
The matters you should consider for the business moving are:
However, is not easy to find a company that provide excellent and hassle free business moving service. You will have to make sure and begin analyze, what kind of service, cost, distance and much more for your corporate relocation. It is will greatly become a nightmare for sure.
Although corporate relocation is a troublesome process, but is still need to be deal as soon as possible. Therefore, you need a trustworthy moving service company that will help you get rid of this manner.
The matters you should consider for the business moving are:
- The actual moving distance,
- The goods/equipments that need to be relocated, and
- The amount of movers that need to be hired.
Even thought that corporate relocation is a messy thing, but with the right moving service company, everything will become just fined.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
A Story of Programmer and the Frog
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Better Prepare Than Saying Sorry
What is the important weapon for a successful businessman/businesswoman?
I heard you said, “Money, power and service”. You are right about it, the above three things are the most important tools in business world.
However, have you ever faced this embarrassment before? You meet your customer for the very first time, both of you was greeted and trying to exchange the business card. At this moment, you are notice that you have runs out of business card. The customer said, “It’s ok, don’t mind about it” but this have greatly decreased you are businessman/businesswoman image in front of a new customer!
Therefore, even a business card is only a very small piece of paper, but it will leave a deep impact, especially for a first time customer. A businessman/businesswoman without stylish and attractive business cards will lead to the failure for sure.
That’s why you must standby and well equipped yourself a set of business cards everywhere you go to…
Try to imagine here, is only cost you about USD$0.16/business card. It is no an excuse why you cannot get yourself a proper business card!
Remember, excuses will make your become fragile and a business failure. If you want to become a business tycoon, then you need to start with the small thing first – go and find printing companies that will design and create a set of business card that suit you better.
I heard you said, “Money, power and service”. You are right about it, the above three things are the most important tools in business world.
However, have you ever faced this embarrassment before? You meet your customer for the very first time, both of you was greeted and trying to exchange the business card. At this moment, you are notice that you have runs out of business card. The customer said, “It’s ok, don’t mind about it” but this have greatly decreased you are businessman/businesswoman image in front of a new customer!
Therefore, even a business card is only a very small piece of paper, but it will leave a deep impact, especially for a first time customer. A businessman/businesswoman without stylish and attractive business cards will lead to the failure for sure.
That’s why you must standby and well equipped yourself a set of business cards everywhere you go to…
Try to imagine here, is only cost you about USD$0.16/business card. It is no an excuse why you cannot get yourself a proper business card!
Remember, excuses will make your become fragile and a business failure. If you want to become a business tycoon, then you need to start with the small thing first – go and find printing companies that will design and create a set of business card that suit you better.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Recreation Is The Life Prolong Medicine
Everyone needs recreation in his or her life. Can you imagine a life without any recreation?
Do you know? Based on the latest survey from the Sweden’s National Health Department, they made a test on two different groups: Group Alpha with several hours of relaxes times each day, while Group Beta are full of workaholic peoples that works over 12 hours per day. After twenty years of research, the scientists found out that the life span of Group Alpha was 10.2 years averagely longer than the Group Beta. They also discovered the longer working times, the life span of that person will gradually become more shorten!
Many of us love to gather and kill some time on poker games. For those that hate the poker games will think this is a non-sense. However, according to the Alzheimer and Parkinson diseases experts, they encourage the Alzheimer and Parkinson patients to involve themselves in the poker games, as this can help them to sharpen their memory yet practice their hand muscles as well.
The recent casino businesses improved rapidly and the poker players no need to travel to casino anymore. All they have to do is buy a set of computer alongside with fast speed internet connection. This also means with a just a click they can easily access to the world of recreation.
Most of the online casino will offer the players very good starting bonuses, and the main purpose is to encourage them to have a good kick-start at the game. Some of them even listed the recent winners for different game on their site too. The winner no only gained their popularity but also fortune at the game site (No wonder some said poker players will make the fortune and fame at instant) if they are pro players.
Furthermore, there also loyalty programs, where the players need to accumulate acquire points if they want to advance to the next level. The levels are as below:
Do you know? Based on the latest survey from the Sweden’s National Health Department, they made a test on two different groups: Group Alpha with several hours of relaxes times each day, while Group Beta are full of workaholic peoples that works over 12 hours per day. After twenty years of research, the scientists found out that the life span of Group Alpha was 10.2 years averagely longer than the Group Beta. They also discovered the longer working times, the life span of that person will gradually become more shorten!
Many of us love to gather and kill some time on poker games. For those that hate the poker games will think this is a non-sense. However, according to the Alzheimer and Parkinson diseases experts, they encourage the Alzheimer and Parkinson patients to involve themselves in the poker games, as this can help them to sharpen their memory yet practice their hand muscles as well.
The recent casino businesses improved rapidly and the poker players no need to travel to casino anymore. All they have to do is buy a set of computer alongside with fast speed internet connection. This also means with a just a click they can easily access to the world of recreation.
Most of the online casino will offer the players very good starting bonuses, and the main purpose is to encourage them to have a good kick-start at the game. Some of them even listed the recent winners for different game on their site too. The winner no only gained their popularity but also fortune at the game site (No wonder some said poker players will make the fortune and fame at instant) if they are pro players.
Furthermore, there also loyalty programs, where the players need to accumulate acquire points if they want to advance to the next level. The levels are as below:
- Jack : Starter
- Queen : 150pts – 1,999pts
- King : 2,000pts – 5,999 pts
- Ace : 6,000pts – 19,999 pts
- Deuce : 20,000pts++
If you love the site so much, you can become an affiliate and promote the site to your friends or colleagues. Playing or competing with your friends/colleagues will bring you all together and build a strong relationship as well.
Good day.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Water Tanks Will Save Your Bills
The climate crisis has been a global issue in this recent year. Many of us that concern about the climate changes had tried their best to search for best ways to overcome it.
Maybe we did not know, one of the effective ways to help solve the global climate problem is by reducing the uses of natural resource.
Water is the essential thing and main resource for our daily life. We all cannot stay alive if we lack of water.
Most of us will think that the water resource is more than enough, thus we no need to pay attention to use the water supply wisely.
It’s totally wrong!
Do you know that the water supply shortage still arise even in a very modern and highly developed country?
How can we contribute to this water resource supply saving matter?
You can easily do it by placing water tanks in your housing area. Did I say water tanks? Yup, a water tank can constantly hold up to hundred or even thousand litre of water. The water tank can be set up in couple of minutes.
By placing water tanks outdoor, you can even modify it and turn it into a rainwater tank, which it can collect rainwater anytime it’s raining. After it, you can use the rainwater whatever you want to, either for indoor purposes or outdoor events.
If you think it’s time to make a change, then please take the action right now and help to create a better world today…
Good day.
Maybe we did not know, one of the effective ways to help solve the global climate problem is by reducing the uses of natural resource.
Water is the essential thing and main resource for our daily life. We all cannot stay alive if we lack of water.
Most of us will think that the water resource is more than enough, thus we no need to pay attention to use the water supply wisely.
It’s totally wrong!
Do you know that the water supply shortage still arise even in a very modern and highly developed country?
How can we contribute to this water resource supply saving matter?
You can easily do it by placing water tanks in your housing area. Did I say water tanks? Yup, a water tank can constantly hold up to hundred or even thousand litre of water. The water tank can be set up in couple of minutes.
By placing water tanks outdoor, you can even modify it and turn it into a rainwater tank, which it can collect rainwater anytime it’s raining. After it, you can use the rainwater whatever you want to, either for indoor purposes or outdoor events.
If you think it’s time to make a change, then please take the action right now and help to create a better world today…
Good day.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
World Best Working Place Ever
Do you want to working in office that full of stress/tension, or you rather choose to work at this kind office that always in funky and energetic situation?
Believe it or not, this is the extremely a fun and interesting working place indeed...
Believe it or not, this is the extremely a fun and interesting working place indeed...
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Serious Hearing?
An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased."
To which the elderly man said, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"
The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased."
To which the elderly man said, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"
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