This is a joke about a clumsy wife, who call her husband for help...
Wife : Hello, is it Jack? ( in a very anxiety & nervous situation )
Hubby : Yes, honey. It's me...What's going on with U? Sound like something wrong here? ( the husband in a very concern situation )
Wife : Honey, I'm in a seriously trouble now...
Hubby : calm down, my dear. What is the matter?
Wife : I'm forgot to turn off the gas cooker, after I cooking...Now, I'm 50 miles away from home...What can I do, dear?
Hubby : oh my god ( the husband thinking if the fire is off, then the gas will fill up the whole house, if someone press the ring button, then the whole house will...!!! )
Wife : Dear, it's not about the fire only, there is another thing as well...
Hubby : Another thing...? ( In a very shocking situation )
Wife : Yes, for your info, I'm also forgot to turn off the bath tub tap when I'm finished my bath...I think the water already fulfilled the bath tub...I'm scare that our house will be flood in anytime from now.
Hubby : ...... ( the husband is already fainted... )
Wife : Hello, dear. What can I do now...dear, are u still there...? ( the yielding continue )
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