If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
If it works, don't fix it!
If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.
2 comments:
Okay, now these were funny. Too bad I won't be able to get a return email from you, since you're on Blogger. lol
Mitch, I knew you'll like the jokes! Lol
PS: Yeah, sorry about the return email, as it's impossible here...
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