Friday, October 9, 2009

Business one-liners 68

If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place, preferably during a demonstration.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If there isn't a law, there will be.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.

If things were left to chance, they would be better.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.

3 comments:

Cath Lawson said...

LMAO at this one Wilson - "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." These really cheered me up. Thanks.

Wilson Pon said...

Haha, glad you like it, Cath! :)

Envelope Printing | UPrinting.com said...

The quote Cath pointed out is really funny. It applies to business so much, hehe! The last one is my favorite though. :)